LawGoon

LawGoonLawGoonLawGoon
Home
GoonTalk
Political Corner
Randomness
Yeah, She's Bad
LawGoon's Literature
Youtube Shit Talking
Short Stories
Audio Literature
The Block 105
Why?
Book Reviews/Suggestions
Short Stories 2
Terrible Relationships
Scholarship Giveawy

LawGoon

LawGoonLawGoonLawGoon
Home
GoonTalk
Political Corner
Randomness
Yeah, She's Bad
LawGoon's Literature
Youtube Shit Talking
Short Stories
Audio Literature
The Block 105
Why?
Book Reviews/Suggestions
Short Stories 2
Terrible Relationships
Scholarship Giveawy
More
  • Home
  • GoonTalk
  • Political Corner
  • Randomness
  • Yeah, She's Bad
  • LawGoon's Literature
  • Youtube Shit Talking
  • Short Stories
  • Audio Literature
  • The Block 105
  • Why?
  • Book Reviews/Suggestions
  • Short Stories 2
  • Terrible Relationships
  • Scholarship Giveawy
  • Home
  • GoonTalk
  • Political Corner
  • Randomness
  • Yeah, She's Bad
  • LawGoon's Literature
  • Youtube Shit Talking
  • Short Stories
  • Audio Literature
  • The Block 105
  • Why?
  • Book Reviews/Suggestions
  • Short Stories 2
  • Terrible Relationships
  • Scholarship Giveawy

Why?


 1. Why does society promote homosexuality with youths, but denounce heterosexuality? If we want to tell young men it is ok to suck dick, why can’t we tell them it is ok to eat pussy? Personally, I would rather allow children to be children and let them experiment with their sexuality when they are old enough to buy cigarettes. 


2. Why does being a gentleman appear to mean a man must entertain any actions of a woman without a “negative” response? Does feminism mean the right of women to act without accountability? I have no problem with strong women, but I do have a problem with disrespectful people. Equality should be universal. 


3. Why does the Democratic Party believe they have a monopoly on Black People in America? That shit was called slavery and it was abolished in 1865. Bad look for the Democrats. 


4. Why do mass shootings always involve “law-abiding” citizens who legally purchased their guns and shoot people who have not done anything to them? It seems like criminals are the only people who regularly shoot the person who offended them.  


5. Why are street drug dealers sent to prison but pharmaceutical companies are simply sued/fined and allowed to keep selling their drugs? I know a lot of street drug dealers who would not mind paying a fine and keeping their freedom. In fact, drug dealers don’t have commercials on tv or encourage people to take their drugs. Who’s the real criminal? 


6. Why do we have to wait 4 years to elect a new President? I must renew my insurance every six months. A President’s actions should be scrutinized and evaluated more regularly than my driving ability.


  7. Why did America enter its worst economic recession in nearly 100 years right after 21 states increased the minimum wage? It’s almost like the government wants people to stay broke.


 8. Why was America so dependent on Russian oil when we’ve allegedly been beefing with the country since the end of World War 2?  Who buys something from a person they don't like or trust?


9. Why is fentanyl in the streets of America? It is man-made, regulated by the government, and 50 times more potent than heroin. No one is mass-producing this shit in their basement. 


10. Why was crack demonized and heroin/opioid abuse is seen as a health issue? I hope it has nothing to do with crack being seen as a problem of the Black community and most heroin/opioid addicts being White. America would never be so blatantly racist, right? 

Why? Part 2


1. Why did the Supreme Court vote against abortions when America is having a hard time feeding the people who are already here? Are the Pro-lifers also planning to financially support all these new babies? If not, mind your fucking business and worry about what exits your own vaginas.  


2. Why are all the Supreme Court Justices who voted against abortions too old to get someone pregnant or get pregnant? It’s pretty bogus to support an issue they can't be affected by. 


3. Why does this generation of Americans believe they have power over the world through social media? Social media only holds power over those who care about social media. Five Supreme Court Justice just let the world know they don’t give a damn if you block them or unfollow them. 


4. Why did Joe Biden agree to send $40 billion to Ukraine but is “working” to get Americans an $.18 per gallon deduction at the gas pump. Is he aware that deduction would only save Americans $1.80 per every ten gallons? 


5. Why are taxpayers being screwed over multiple times for gas? We not only pay for the gas for our own vehicles, but we’re also paying for the gas that every government vehicle uses as well.  


6. Why does the average American believe equality and freedom of speech are reserved for people who think like them? Equality means we can think differently and not persecute each other. 


7. Why do Black people only get Federal Holidays that make White people comfortable? We can get MLK Day and Juneteenth but Malcolm X Day and August 21, 1831, are ignored.  


8. Why is America in more of a hurry to protect Transgender people than rape victims and Black people? If we go by seniority, rape victims and Black people have been in this country longer than Transgender people and have suffered longer than Transgender people. Also, no one chooses to be raped or to be Black.  


9. Why did heroin addicts replace crack addicts? Really, who decided it was better to have sleepy addicts rather than energetic & productive addicts? I have never seen a heroin addict wash a car, cut grass, or outrun a cop. Lazy ass addicts.


 10. Why do we forget that the United States of America is one of the youngest countries in the world? Some countries have been around for 1000+ years and America isn’t even 300 years old. Just like those older countries had to go through some rough patches to grow, so does America. Don’t expect shit to be perfect here all the time.  

Why? Part 3


  

1. Why isn’t it acceptable for Black people to appropriate other cultures? When people from other cultures appropriate Black culture they think they’re being cool. Meanwhile, Black people who appropriate other cultures are looked upon as being weird. I think it’s because deep down we know we’re the shit and emulating any other culture is pointless. 


2. Why does the LGBTQ community believe it is ok to refer to people as cis genders? If you were born with a penis and expect me to respect your right to identify as a woman, respect my right to identify as a male without any additional adjectives. I thought it was wrong to identify people in a manner that makes you more comfortable without regard for their preferences. (cis is an adjective)


3. Why is there an age minimum to run for President, but not age in which people are deemed too old to run? The retirement age in America is 65 because it is around that time that the quality of work a person can provide begins to decline. How old were are last two candidates?


4. Why aren’t elected officials required to take some type of competency test? I had to take a test to prove I could be a lawyer. Medical students have to take a test to prove they can be doctors. Shouldn’t there be a test to prove you’re qualified to run a country?


5. Why is America the only country in the world where poor people can afford to be fat? Throughout history, a sign of poverty has always been skinniness. America has mastered capitalism to the point that even poor people can afford to be fat and only realize they’re poor when they can’t afford healthcare and regular living expenses. 


6. Why haven’t the names of the people Giselle Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein provided underaged hookers for been released? I know the law: If pimping underaged girls is a felony, so is fucking underaged girls. 


7. Why does it seem like America ends up fighting every country it provided weapons to or “liberated”? Cuba, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan. I guess Libya and China are our next sparring partners.


8. Why is heroin illegal but opioids are legal? They are derived from the same plant, have the same effects, and are available in nearly equal amounts illegally throughout the country. The only difference I see is that more people make money through the sale of opioids than through the sale of heroin. Opioids: doctors, pharmacies, insurance companies, pharmaceutical companies, and lobbyists. Heroin: street dealer, connect, supplier.


9. Why does the government come out with a new vaccine for COVID every week, but have been struggling with AIDS/HIV vaccines for 50 years? Either these vaccines aren’t as effective as the government says they are or they haven’t really been trying to cure AIDS/HIV.


10. Why haven’t the parents of R.Kelly’s alleged victims been scrutinized? I refuse to believe that teenage girls were having sex with that grown-ass man without some form of negligence or compliance by their parents. 

Why? Part 4


  

  

1. Why is the Trans community “mad” at so many people for not accepting their “choices”? Be mad at God for not putting you in the body you deem appropriate. If you don’t believe in God, be mad at your father for giving you the wrong chromosome.


2. Why are so many Americans in support of the war in Ukraine? The average American can’t find Ukraine on a map and is ok with American taxpayers’ money going to a foreign country over supporting American veterans who need help.


3. Why do so many single mothers want credit for raising their children? I’m supposed to give you credit for getting pregnant by the wrong man and then not being smart enough to get an abortion?


4. Why don’t elected officials take competency exams? Just because a person is popular doesn’t mean they’re not stupid.


5. Why does the Government and Legal System look at purchasers of drugs as victims? I have never seen a commercial for weed, crack, or cocaine. I have never seen a drug dealer force someone to buy drugs. However, I do see commercials for pharmaceutical drugs, fast food restaurants, and alcohol. Maybe muthafuckas who like dick-hardening pills, cheeseburgers, and whiskey are the real victims. 


6. Why do people believe limiting the rights of legal gun owners will prevent illegal gun owners from doing dumb shit? It has been my experience that people are less likely to use guns when they know everyone around them has a gun.


7. Why do so many Americans fail to realize that someone not accepting or simply ignoring your lifestyle is not a sign of hate? Simply saying “that’s not for me” is not hate. But, forcing your lifestyle on someone else is unarguably a form of social rape. 


8. Why do some women get mad when men look at their bodies? Leave your tittays and asses at home when you leave the house if you don’t want people looking.


9. Why do Americans go to “poor” countries and act surprised when they get robbed or killed? I know not to wander my dumb ass to certain parts of Chicago, LA, or Memphis, but people expect a pass in Mexico and Nicaragua. 


10. Why does the government give free dope supplies to street addicts but charge the shit out of people for pharmaceutical drugs? A healthy hype is a happy hype but I just don’t think people should be out here losing toes because they can’t afford insulin. 

Why? Part 5


  

  

 

  1. Why do people still believe there is an American Dream? With the current economy and the way our government gives its legal citizens unsolicited dickdowns, an American Daydream is not feasible.
  2. Why is there no age limit to become an elected official? If a person is not competent enough to sell shoes after a certain age they certainly are not competent enough to represent public interests after a certain age.
  3. Why hasn’t the United States solved its “Homeless Crisis” yet? I have seen the American Government in the past 3 years send money to Ukraine, send money to Israel, and provide for a mass influx of immigrants without any hesitation. Which means the government can quickly solve any issue it desires to.  
  4. Why are we arguing about the definition of a man or woman in America? XY chromosomes and XX chromosomes, that simple. I identify as a 50 year old White man, with a 2000 credit score, no debt, and $50 million in the bank.  If no one has to acknowledge my delusion, I should not be required to acknowledge the delusion of others.
  5. Why are men expected to be gentlemen but women are not expected to be ladies? It seems as if society has gone out of its way to emasculate men and empower women. 
  6. Why can’t elected officials receive performance reviews that determine if they get to keep their jobs? Honestly, if at least two-thirds of the people in a voting district do not regularly support their elected official, a special election should be held and that official should have to fight for their job. Hell, people with regular jobs receive performance reviews. If Harold in Accounting should prove his capability to do his job, Joe in the White House should as well. 
  7. Why do so many “Liberals” push the idea that minorities are ignorant and crime oriented? It’s almost as if “Liberals” need social peasants to make themselves seem significant.
  8. Why does the American government still act like it is “fighting the war on drugs? It has already been proven that the American government purposely flooded the ghettos of America with crack in the 1980s. However, America was able to find Sadaam Hussein hiding in a hole in Iraq, but can not discover how drugs are entering our country. Make it make sense. 
  9. Why do some trans-women want to compete against REAL women in sports? Who you believe you are and who you actually are should not punish people who are not delusional. In less than a decade I believe a pedohile will use the defense that they identify as a child and should not be convicted of pedophilia. Liberals have this habit of opening flood gates and not wanting to get wet. 
  10. Why are Black people expected to be tolerant of immigrants who look down on us? Immigrants usually leave their homelands and come to America because they are at the bottom of the social ladder there. Why should Black people be asked to make room for people who have already proven they ain’t shit in another country?

Why? Black History Edition


  

  

  

  1. Why are other groups so comfortable trying to tell Black people what should be important to Black people? I can’t tell Israelis and Palestinians “Y’all tripping, let that shit go”. But for some reason non-Niggas love telling us how we should behave.
  2. Why does every group that is going through a social problem in America want to tie their issue to Black folks’ issues? There never has been, and never will be, an experience remotely like that of Black people in America. 
  3. Why do liberal White people only hang around certain types of Black people: 1. Those they are more educated than, 2. Those they have more money than, 3. Those that are not really accepted by other Black people, or 4. The emasculated or docile. It’s like liberal White people scrape the bottom of the Nigga Barrel and say “Give us these losers, we’ll do something with them.”
  4. Why do Black folks have the “Uncle Tom” term, but no such term exists for other races? There is no Uncle Jose, Uncle Li, or Uncle Dances With Wolves. I personally think liberal White people need an “Uncle” name because White people who go against White interests are much more suspicious than a Nigga trying to get out the hood by any means he can.
  5. Why in 2024 is it easier for a Black person to buy Fentanyl on the southside of Chicago than it is for a Black person to buy a house on that same block? Seems like the government has more of an interest in Niggas being high than being homeowners. 
  6. Why was our government able to find housing, clothes, money, food, and schools for hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants in relatively no time, but Niggas have been waiting nearly 6 decades for improved housing and education in our neighborhoods. Apparently money was never truly an issue for our government, Niggas just are not a priority.
  7. Why do new drugs make it to Black communities faster than new technology? I don’t understand how the hypes in the hood were able to get synthetic opioids before the kids in schools could get tablets. 
  8. Why were the illegal immigrants placed in minority neighborhoods? The liberal White communities with a plethora of resources have not been disturbed. The only reason you would place illegal immigrants in a community with limited resources is so the groups can fight over the resources or there is a plan to replace the group already in that community.
  9. Why are Black politicians demonized for representing Black interests? Latin politicians represent Latin issues, Asian politicians represent Asian issues, but when a Nigga says what is needed in America for Niggas, there is a problem. It’s almost like Black folks are acceptable to the extent that we do not make other groups nervous. 
  10. Why is it so hard for people to accept that Black people are a distinct group from the rest of the world? We have picked cotton in Mississippi, made Jazz in Harlem, sold crack in Compton, developed music & fashion, mastered every sport, and fought in every war this country has had. If that is not a culture, I don’t know what the fuck one is.

Copyright © 2024 LawGoon - All Rights Reserved.

This website uses cookies.

We use cookies to analyze website traffic and optimize your website experience. By accepting our use of cookies, your data will be aggregated with all other user data.

Accept